avi-w asked: Could you drop by Vincent's place sometime just to remind him I'm not the scariest entity in his life? He hasn't let me out for more than 5 minutes in over the last year and a half! It's not like I'm as bad as you! --HellMasker
…Valentine, your monsters are using the Internet to complain about you again.
Anonymous asked: Do you visit the nudist beach at Costa del Sol?
No. I do not.
You see, where women on the beach are concerned - a cleverly made swimsuit that enhances the illusion of nudity is infinitely more appealing than actual nudity itself.
Not to mention that, on a regular beach, I also get to keep my clothes on… and the girls do so enjoy the lab ensemble.
Anonymous asked: "Hojo," eh? Are you of Asian descent? Do you enjoy sushi? Are you excellent at maths? Are you a terrible driver?
Professor Hojo, yes. I’m of Wutainese descent, though you’ll find me more aligned with the stereotypes of my profession than those of my ethnic background.
For instance. I enjoy triple the recommended daily intake of caffeine. I am excellent at experimental neurosurgery and genetic modification, and terrible with indulging stupid questions online.
Anonymous asked: What did you do to Vincent Valentine's penis, Herr Professor? Could you not bring yourself to look at it, or did you remove and/or alter it out of spite?
Questions like this always make me wonder what kind of reputation I must have among you people.
elena-the-turk asked: What is your opinion on the Turk's newest member (which is me)?
Neutral thus far. And given what department you’re from, let’s keep it that way.
Anonymous asked: What's the "S" Stand for?
Simon. As in, you will do what Simon says.