shaunsense asked: What were your parents' professions?
My father was senior neurosurgeon with Wutai Central Hospital. My mother was most likely a particularly difficult and interesting case of hysterical psychosis he met at some stage during his career, and decided to take home in a prime example of why you should never mix business with pleasure.
She didn’t work, as far as I could tell - but was supremely dedicated to and talented at cultivating sheer human misery. If only she could have made a profession of it… why, none of us would’ve ever had to work again.
spiritthatdenies asked: Prof. Dr. Hojo, did the Jenova specimen ever communicate with you? What did you talk about?
Indeed. It advised me to eat well, floss daily, and stop answering pointless questions on the internet.
mistress-amon asked: Tell us you favorite thing about Vincent! I know you have one!
Certainly. My favourite thing about Valentine is how his self-righteousness will make him a tortured victim of his own skewed moral compass until the day he dies.
I also like how past experiments rendered him incapable of dying.
Hi guys, Crim here!
After sending Prof a ton of emails myself and getting no reply, I figured he wasn’t just choosing to ignore me (which happens frequently), but maybe something was up with his inbox. Turns out I was right; this blog isn’t receiving all the messages that’s posted to it.
How long has it been doing that? Who knows.
If anyone has any tips on how to fix this problem, please shoot a message to my inbox, which is working properly as far as I know. In the meantime, I’m asking for your patience and understanding if your question doesn’t get addressed. Inbox malfunction aside, Prof is slow and picky with his emails, and there are still over ninety messages for him to get through.
Thanks again for all your support! And hope this blog continues to, um, entertain, I suppose.
-Crim.
kiaraflower asked: Was Sephiroth's hair long when he was a child?
Sephiroth’s hair had always been a practical length when he was young. Until, at age twelve, he threatened to slit his appointed barber’s throat with a pair of the man’s own scissors.
He’s been in charge of his own ridiculous hairstyle since.
Anonymous asked: Hey Professor, what do you think about a female who wants to join SOLIDER? :3
At the risk of sounding politically incorrect, I must say that women lack both the mental and physical discipline required to become a member of SOLDIER. My apologies if this bursts any bubbles, but I’ve never considered a female applicant, and I certainly never will.
If you’re keen to work for peacekeeping, however, I believe Heidegger may be looking for a new secretary or receptionist. Otherwise, Administrative Research is always recruiting, due to the speed at which employees are lost, and has the added bonus of having absolutely no solid selection protocol whatsoever.
Anonymous asked: P-P-Prof-fessor H-Hojo sir, I w-was wondering i-if y-you could do s-somet-thing about this s-stutter o-of m-m-mine..?
Close your mouth.
There. All better.
Anonymous asked: You, sir, scare me.
What a pity. I’m nothing but a big, cuddly teddy bear on the inside, I promise.
cynicalfan asked: Why did you allow Sephiroth to grow his hair long?
There is no matter of permission - the General is a grown man who can take care of his own external appearance. And if he wants to waste several hours every day preening that beautiful, luxurious head of occupational hazard, then who am I to stop him?
Anonymous asked: How come your never nice to people? And you never smile either.
On the contrary; I am, in fact, perpetually cheerful.
As for being nice - I’m afraid I simply have too much integrity to sacrifice honesty for superficial pleasantries. I can hardly be blamed if the flaws of others are so glaringly obvious as to warrant comment, now can I?
